I hate when there’s actually fruit in yogurt like why are you here
"It’s not fighting, it’s water dancing."
my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun
*sees a dog*
me: holy shit
consider this , how the fukc is it september
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You’ll make your real friends,
Those cunning folk use any means
To achieve their ends.
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone