instagrarn:

I hate when there’s actually fruit in yogurt like why are you here

gameofthronesdaily:

"It’s not fighting, it’s water dancing."

cumsock:

double whammy 

Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit

wankstyles:

consider this , how the fukc is it september 

artschoolglasses:

Or perhaps in Slytherin

You’ll make your real friends,

Those cunning folk use any means

To achieve their ends.

J.K. RowlingHarry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone